Item: Vintage Reebok Swim Trunks/Party Shorts
Purchased: December 2009
Worth to Me: $500,000
Price: On sale for 6 bucks
On a slow week, I wear them 8 times… in public.
This is one of the few items I’ve yet to do a temporary trade for. I want to, but haven’t been presented with something as disgustingly summer as my party shorts.
Until then, my thighs are going to keep winning.

90210 tank for these shorts.
TEMPORARY TRADE ONLY.