Category Archives: Stuff

Item: Metal Old Lady Notebook Purchased: 57th St. Church Yard Sale, Oct. 17th. Worth to Me: $200 Cost: $1 Since I’ve been writing, finding my perfect non-computer writing pad has been an adventure. Napkins, toilet paper, my arm, moleskins, legal … Continue reading →

When someone tells you, “Hey, I found something that needs to go in your black corner“, I’m obviously excited, but a little skeptical it will make the cut. To my friend Elyse, I’m very sorry I ever mentally doubted you. … Continue reading →

Item: Charlotte Hornets Tee (Back) Purchased: 2004, Atlanta Worth to Me: $200 Price: $4 This team dominated the early 90s sports apparel market. That’s all I’ve got to say about this now, but expect about 3000 Charlotte Hornets-related words some … Continue reading →

Item: Bank of Tokyo-Mitsubishi Blue Tank Top Purchased: August 20, 2011 Worth to Me: $600 Price: $1 Actual Conversation Guy: Hey man, you work at Bank of Tokyo-Mitsubishi? Me: (stare at him, puzzled) Guy: (points at shirt, excitedly) Me: (Realize … Continue reading →

HEARTBROKEN. MTV SATIN JACKETS, SON. SATIN. 

A few months ago, my friend Jon sent me a little care package, with this note inside: To say there were “a few” goodies inside would be a gross understatement. SO EXCITED SO SAD

Item: OVERALLS SON, OVERALLS. Purchased: July 16, 2011 – Salvation Army – Greenpoint Worth to Me: $Infinity Dollars Price: $4.99 For anyone that cares about the way I present myself, this is bad news. They will be worn every day, … Continue reading →

Item: Vintage Reebok Swim Trunks/Party Shorts Purchased: December 2009 Worth to Me: $500,000 Price: On sale for 6 bucks On a slow week, I wear them 8 times… in public. This is one of the few items I’ve yet to … Continue reading →

Item: High Top Jordans Purchased: Fall 2010 Worth to Me: Complete Burden Price: 80 dolos Anyone want a pair of Jordan’s? If you don’t mind a combination of dirt, pot soil, dijon mustard, syrup, blue spray paint, Keystone Light, tears, … Continue reading →