Item: Eddie Bauer “Coat”
Worth to Me: $50,000
Honestly, I don’t know what this piece of clothing is. It’s like a coat, but sort of jacket-ish, but has no buttons, which makes it sort of robe-y, but lacks a belt, and then there’s that collar thing which further throws me off…
I don’t know.
All I know is that nothing has ever fit me better and few things make me happier than this. I’m just glad to know Eddie Bauer mass produced this, so there’s that small chance I run into someone on the street wearing it.