#1: The ability to post this:
#2 = THIS STORY
1. I lose shirt.
2. 3 years pass.
3. I start blog.
4. 103 days pass.
5. I write post about lost shirt.
6. 6 days pass.
7. I get email.
8. Someone has shirt.
9. Someone has funny story about how she has shirt.
10. Someone is sending me my shirt.
This is why I have a blog. You think I actually like writing every day?
I’m just trying to get my life back together.
Indulge me for 391 more days, won’t you?
#3: The ability to re-post this: