Item: Vintage Reebok Swim Trunks/Party Shorts
Purchased: December 2009
Worth to Me: $500,000
Price: On sale for 6 bucks
On a slow week, I wear them 8 times… in public.
This is one of the few items I’ve yet to do a temporary trade for. I want to, but haven’t been presented with something as disgustingly summer as my party shorts.
Until then, my thighs are going to keep winning.