Dear Baby Carter,
It’s Rembert. We need to talk.
This is your mom.
This is your dad.
She’s gonna drop you off at school.
He’s picking you up.
They are really excited for your arrival.
So are we.
I don’t know if you have any say in the matter, but if they name you Christ Carter, I’m going to be the proud owner of a 2004 Jeep Grand Cherokee. So yeah, I dunno… perform some miracles while you’re in the crib for the next 8.5 months.
Help a non-Carter out.
All the best,
Your favorite play cousin, Rembert.