First World Problem #3: The Burner

Although I’ll keep buying them, every generation of iPhone has let me down at some point.

And by “let down”, I mean I’ve gotten beat up for it/left it in a cab.

What has not and will never let me down, however, is my Samsung flip phone.

Reminiscent of a “burner” from The Wire, it excels at three things:

1) Surviving multiple-story falls
2) Only needing to be charged 30 minutes every Memorial Day
3) Not being able to do anything remotely important in 2011

This is my life until further notice.


About Rembert Browne

NYC via ATL ////
This entry was posted in Lists. Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s