Paragraphs like this cannot happen if a season is about to take place.
The squads will be headlined by Brand Jordan players (Wade, Anthony, Paul) vs. Nike (James, Bosh, Durant).
Comedian Kevin Hart, who has appeared in Brand Jordan commercials with Wade, is expected to coach the Jordan team.
Miami-based rap star Rick Ross is expected to coach the Nike club.
The lockout is forcing NBA players to actually be cool. This is awesome.
I want it to lockout every year.