BLESS YOU, EBAY
(click on button to bid)
Drop EVERYTHING you’re doing and collect them all.
COME ON RIDE THE CAIN. (WOO WOO) HEY RIDE IT.
HOW DID YOU GET ON THAT FLAG, HERMAN. TELL US NOW.
It looks like Herman just got drafted by the ABA. Or by Don Cornelius.
OLD TESTAMENT SWAG
WORDIER OLD TESTAMENT SWAG
Wait, are those slices of pizza supposed to be eyes? Is 2012 a nose? Is “Herman Cain” a mouth? Is “A Pizza In Every Oven” a unibrow? Someone please confirm or deny all of these extremely fatigued assumptions.
Really? CAIN MUTINY? Is that what I should be preparing for, a mutiny? Alright, I’ll get my things…
If I actually believed this would be delievered to me in button form, it would be #1. Alas, I think it’s a Microsoft Paint JPEG. Someone please click it, buy it, and report back.
If I see someone wearing this, ESPECIALLY if they’re a honky, I’m taking them out to Denny’s. That’s how awesome I think this button is.
This reminds me of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles toy from my childhood. Herman, you really know how to get a guy to stand by beliefs he doesn’t believe in. Wow.
Herman = the Planters Peanut Man.
I want this as a face tat, ASAP. I want this on a tank top ASAP.
These are the times in history when Dave Chappelle needs to reemerge. He could write an entire season based on this button. There’s no way Herman can top this…
IT’S GLORIA, BABY.
I Can’t WAIT for 2012.